Like most people i experience several highs and lows on the magic coaster we know as life. Well one evening whilst frettining over one of my considerable low points i was struck from the sky and poof! Lordie lord its here! The answer is Peter Popoff’s Miracle Spring Water, sprinkle a little of this here or there, shout a little prayer and prepare! Two nights after sprinkling a little Miracle Water on myself i was back down to ten toes and had been sober for nearly fourteen hours. If it weren’t for this amazing man, i would be cleaning urinals somewhere on the gulf of Mexico. So are you up to the challenge….. peep the super natural wealth transfer!
24. June 2010 at 3:42 pm
I knew there had to be a secret to how you guys got that brand new magical whirlpool of gold and riches installed in the shop! Can’t wait to rides in the EoW yacht too! Man, I can’t wait to magically transfer some wealth into my pockets. Finally, a larger size! I think my mistake has been using the smaller size, which obviously ain’t doin’ jack. Thank you, EoW, for changing my life.
Think this stuff will work for making my kickflops into kickflips!? Oh please.